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As I type this, perched over my keyboard in one of the few positions that doesn't seem to ache, I begin to cast my mind back to the cause of my pain...the GLNE County Canoe Race 2008!
Sunday 28th September saw Centurion ESU, explorers and leaders alike, make their debut at this gruelling 7 mile event on the River Chelmer. After stylishly spladooshing into the water at Hoe Mill Lock we were under starter's orders and ready to show the rest of the county the skills we'd picked up on summer camp. And much to our utter amazement, we didn't do too bad!
After a tortoise-like start due to photographic urges, our very own Dr Suggs came nail bitingly close to being hailed as the overall winner, romping home in a time of 1 hour and 52 minutes. He was however pipped to the post by one agile explorer from Ilford East - top paddling sir! In celebration of this near memorable feat, Mike decided to tip himself, and all of his most precious electrical items (including that camera I mentioned earlier), out of the kayak and into the murky depths of the lock...smooth moves I think you'll agree. Hot on his tail were the likes of Jarvis, Morton and Izzy (all finishing in times of a little over two hours) and then finally the pleasure cruisers of Calum, Andrew and Glenn who returned to port in just under two and a half hours.
A big thank you to Trevor for craft borrowage and a big well done to all Centurion bods for completing the race in good time, good style and, most importantly of all, good spirit!
Sep 2008
"Excuse me, would you like any help with your bag packing today?" Yes, those words will haunt our dedicated explorer scouts for days to come following a marathon bag pack at Tesco, Airfield Way, Hornchurch. The tills rung, the bags rustled and the collection pot grew steadily heavier over the 5 hour stint as, with a little help from friendly staff, our explorers turned from bag pack beginners to bag pack pro's. With the buckets emptied, we coined in a grand total of...
533.95 Great British Pounds, 2 Australian Cents, 4 Euro Cents and one lovely lady's treasured lucky £2 coin!
A big thanks must go to Imran Barber (pictured below), the security team and the chirpy checkout chicks and chaps. Nice one. And of course, we would still have come home with empty pockets if it wasn't for the generosity of the general public, so a mahoosive ta muchly to them too!
Our fundraising total now stands at £1,595.25, bring on the sponsored kayak!
Sep 2008
Christmas came early once again this year at Centurion, courtesy of Sainsbury's Active Kids. With bats and balls a plenty from last year's scheme, we set our sights on a lovely new lightweight Vango tent, a humungous storage box for packing up those pesky explorers and yet more compasses!
A big thank you to all our fervent collectors, located both at home and in Oxford!
Sep 2008
To see these big beauties click here, scroll down to the Organisation section and select our name from the list. Make sure you have a good gander round the rest of the site whilst you’re there too. And finally, if you think you’ve spotted any huge huggers, why not email us and let us know!
Aug 2008
“Wow, as an ex-presenter of the show, this knocks spots off the Blue Peter badge, I’m getting on the blower to Konnie and Mable right now…”
We’re chuffed with such (potentially fictitious) high praise from the upper echelons! Cheers Pete, and if you need a hand stitching it onto your camp blanket then just give us a shout…
Aug 2008
*Thanks a lot to Rich’s mum (Mrs. Moore) who also gave a storming performance in the play, and who stopped Peter in the wings to get our signed badge!
All told, entry fees, bets and horse auctions raised a much appreciated £283.75 which gone straight into the coffers reserved for Russia. A huge thank you to all that attended for your support!
Aug 2008
Wednesday dawned and up rolled the leaders along with a few more merry men to join in the frivolities. Whilst merging onto one site, the explorers continued to make a sterling effort to keep themselves alive. Some relied solely on Pot Noodles for that much needed nutrition whilst others were more adventurous; braving Super Noodles marinated in Ginger Beer. Meanwhile, the leaders were making it their business to make, bake and eat as many pies as possible as well as streamlining their tea making experience with a much appreciated, strictly dedicated, slightly topsy turvey, tea table.
As well as a camp full of gut wrenchingly good cuisine, the week saw 12 of our members take to the water in kayaks (some more fragrant than others) to try and gain their BCU 1 Star Award. We were left brimming with pride with all of them passing in the Girl Guide infested waters of Blackland Farm. Add to this hugging and swinging on the now legendary Biggest Beech in Britain and surely there can be no more to report! Well my friend, that’s where you’re mistaken, for the Broadstone Warren Campfire of Saturday 26th July saw a very important milestone for Centurion.
Yes, with 10 years since the creation of Baby Shark by Pinto and Sugs, it was time to unleash another mould breaking campfire song – The Hammer is a Tool! Inspired by our travels in Luxembourg, this song is the product of a unit wide effort and has been perfected over the last year or so. Whilst overjoyed at the audience’s and crew’s reactions, its release into the wider scouting domain comes with great danger. I speak of course of the risk that it will suffer the same level of debauchery that has befallen Baby Shark in recent times. And so, for the sake of the history books, we will publish the undeniably original lyrics to this creation right here on this very page…brace yourself for campfire gold…
The scene is set with the introduction of two craftspeople (one from a non-descript European country, the other from good old Blighty) sitting in their workshop discussing their tools.
The European chap begins by explaining that the hammer is a tool…
“Ohhh, the hammer is a tool, oh the hammer
is a tool,
You hit the nail because the hammer is a tool” (hammering action)
The Brit then agrees and goes onto say that the saw is also a tool…
“Ohhh, the saw is a tool, oh the saw is a tool,
You cut the wood because the saw is a tool” (sawing action)
(repeat hammer verse)
And so on it goes with:
“The lathe is a tool…you pump the pedal
because…” (pedal pumping action)
“The router is a tool…you carve the wood because…”
(router action)
“The axe is a tool…you chop the wood because…”
(chopping action)
repeating all the previous verses and actions each time.
The narrator then explains that the two men continued to discuss the issue over lunch until they decided that…
“The workmen is a tool, oh the workman is a
tool,
He does his work because the workman is a tool” (combine all actions
into neck breaking body flailing)
(repeat again)
All that remains to say is top job to all the explorers for not contracting salmonella, hats off to Pinto and Alan for their pre-camp kayaking tuition and boo-ya to you for reading this article…
Jul 2008
Three hand-picked teams set off into the Cumbrian darkness some time after midnight and began creeping their way under the watchful shadows of Skiddaw to the west and Helvellyn to the east. A pleasant night saw all three teams make some excellent progress. Setting a relentless early pace, Jarvis, Izzy, Calum and Freddy stormed to within a few miles of the finish with a plentiful 12 hours still to go, but at a cost - they had been caught twice and were down to one life! Meanwhile, with two lives remaining Voov, Mike, Richard and Looney appeared to be taking a more stealth like approach, or maybe just enjoying the beauty of the Lakes! Elsewhere, slowed down by the constant stopping at bakeries, delicatessens and pubs, our third team of Al, Glenn, Hanson and the Finchmeister General were clearly taking a more laid back approach to things.
But just when things were looking rosy from the leader’s overnight location at Dove Crag and it was nearly time to blow out the candles in our dimly lit cave, the bad news filtered in! Voov’s team had called it day (“still with two lives left though…surely that means we beat the other teams with one life?” Not quite Mike!). Then even worse, their fondness for roads was their downfall as team Jarvis had its last life taken within spitting distance of the finish! One hope left!
The masses gathered at the run in, eager to see all the teams trying to make it as close to 11am as possible. And then they came. Like a herd of galloping gazelles having barely survived a savage attack by lions, our boys threw themselves over the line in a time of 11:05:05, still grasping 2 lives! Top Gunning! Sadly though it wasn’t quite enough to bring the trophy home! A truly Olympic effort, taking the bronze medal and, even better, an official Operation Dragnet pin badge! A savage 8 man attack was all that denied them a clean sheet – a fete that was achieved by the winning Network team who finished a mere 21 seconds after 11am, taking the trophy back to it’s Cumbrian birthplace. Hats off to them.
And one last thing – a big thank you must go to Roger Mitchell for organizing a minibus for us just in the nick of time!
Jul 2008
Centurion ESU's quest to ensure Chief Scout Awards are worn with pride continued this month with two groups undertaking their practice expeditions in the lurvely Ashdown Forest. From the Platinum Award hopefuls - Jo, Izzy and Calum, ably assisted by Tommy Mc, ventured forth, whilst Jarvis, Hanson and Mike flew the flag for the Diamond Award gang. After getting over the intial bewilderment of not hiking for a competition both teams yomped over yonder. Many miles later, complete with a knackered knee, here's what Mr Morton had to say about the weekend...
"We arrived at a drizzly Broadstone Warren campsite where our hike began on the Friday evening. In the first 10km we endured bulls, wild dogs and falafels, but despite it all we made it to Little Cansiron Farm that night and, don't worry, we didn't wake the fishes. We continued our hike early on Saturday morning, and walked through until about 4pm, when we camped approximately 5km away from our destination - Broadstone Warren. We met up with the other team (Calum, Izzy and Jo) before heading to bed and sleeping through the night, even with wild badgers and dogs roaming around the tents. We arrived at Broadstone Warren on Sunday afternoon, battered and bruised, but still in one piece!"
Both teams did extremely well in organising their hikes which involved producing route cards, organising places to camp, sorting out their food, budgeting and arranging transport. So top job chaps! Here's to August / September when they'll be completing their final expeditions, taking on board everything they learnt from this weekend.
Jun 2008
Pounding the paths of Chelmsford for the first time, Carrie and Tish, led by Rachel, managed a highly respectable 5th place taking in an overnight stay at Benedict Otes. Just ahead of the girls were debutants Bailey and Chris who, with Hanson at the helm, achieved a none to shabby 4th place. However a clerical error resulted in them taking the glory of 3rd place at the awards ceremony, a position that was in fact held by our Hiking Marathon old timers Jo, Izzy and Looney, who had made it to the furthest point from Skreen’s – Matching Green to camp it up for the night.
With all these results announced, there was one team still in the running for the hallowed top spot. We all knew the trophy was heading back to Hornchurch, but where??? Step forward Mike, Jarvis and Calum to receive the winning Cheeseboard and top the overall points ranking of all entrants to boot! From what we can gather, they spent the night in a novelty sized dog kennel somewhere so three cheers heading your way guys (that’s one each).
Hats off to all who took part, next stop, the Lakes…
Jun 2008
May 2008
It was a close fought contest at both ends of the Leader table, but congratulations must go to our eventual winners Eight Attack and commiserations to the wielders of the wooden spoon The Adams Family.
A big thanks to all those that took part and to Mummy Glenda for providing some much needed brain food on the night. Ticket sales and a raffle with the highest quality prizes we could find managed to raise a none to shabby £264.60 to start off the Russia kitty.
We’ll see you all again at our next event – watch this space for details…
Apr 2008
So think fast, dig deep and we’ll see you at our Quiz Night on Saturday 29th March! For more information email us now!
Feb 2008
Feb 2008
Sometimes when I go to bed I have a dream. It's a dream where I receive a brown parcel. I open it, hurriedly, to examine the contents. As I do, my heart rate increases. Once inside, I marvel at the contents. I hold one in my hand. I gaze at it, transfixed as if for all eternity. The sunlight that is streaming through a gap in my curtains is fired back at me; enriched with the shining colours from out of my palm. I stroke it. It's smooth velvet. I clench my fist, then open it again - it's still there - unfettered and unashamedly amazing. I look back into the box and a thousand eyes are looking back at me. I smile. A long smile.
Well my friends, this is no longer a dream.
Jan 2008
*Exceptions: participants of Gilwell Winter Camp, Thriftwood Pedal Car Olympics (won by Hornchurch District’s very own Gladiator ESU) and naughty little stay-ups!
Jan 2008
Salaam Alaykum to any readers joining us from the Arabic Scout Network and to our new Omani friends (plus a friendly hats off welcome to any other strays passing their eyes yonder)! In search of a bit of winter sunshine (and to see his parents), Sugs ventured out to Oman for a spot of wadi bashing and dune surfing; and of course to make new friends! Here he is with the Oman Chief Kashaf and Muscat Regional Kashaf along with shots from inside and outside the Omani Scout Headquarters. The heading is the Oman Scout motto, ”Be Prepared” pronounced "Kun Musta'idan".
Jan 2008
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As a New Year dawns, members of Centurion can wave 2007 goodbye safe in the knowledge that they have left the world a little better than they found it 12 months ago...
Yes, the end of 2007 saw the Innocent Drinks "Buy One, Get One Tree" campaign, which, being the fervent smoothie drinkers that we are, we quickly signed up to. The scheme aimed to plant 100,000 trees to aid rural communities in India and Africa.
The Unit can put its name to a none to shabby total of 31 of the 164,020 trees that were planted in Innocent's Virtual Forest. For every tree planted, Innocent are donating money to establish tree planting schemes in rural Africa and India. Local communities choose what species to plant and receive quarterly payments for looking after each tree for 10 years. Once mature, the trees will provide crops, food, medicine and much needed shade for the local people.
We'd like to thank all of the explorers and parents that took part in the scheme and look forward to our little acorns becoming mighty oaks...
Jan 2008
